Mr. Dink

Mr. Dink (full name Bud Dink) is a current U.S. citizen and former owner of his own business. Scientists have discovered biological ties between Dink and Gremblo by various shared traits between them: large nose, (arguably) purple skin color, Russian descent, etc. This is how it was initially theorized that Mr. Dink is actually Gremblo's biological father, which was later confirmed by Gremblo himself.

Dink originally planned to pass his business on to his son; however, because Gremblo was destined for failure, he fled Israel, abandoning his business and his family.

Mr. Dink has expressed feelings of disappointment and regret concerning his son, claiming that his own poor judgement "unleashed an unholy beast unto the world, and only God can save us now." He was last seen at a bar in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, whereupon being questioned regarding his life with Gremblo, he vehemently denied any relation to Gremblo and stumbled out in drunken hysteria. If you have any knowledge of Bud Dink's whereabouts, please contact your local authorities.

In popular culture
Mr. Dink was originally considered for the role of Gremblo's father in the 1989 sitcom ''Tread Carefully It's Gremblo. ''Upon being asked to be part of the show, Dink let loose with a string of profanity and proceeded to throw his phone across the room, breaking it in half instantly. The role of Gremblo's father was instead played by Kevin James.

Dink also had a lesser-known role on the hit Nickelodeon show Doug, although his appearance in said show predates Gremblo's birth. The destruction of his grill in the show may have contributed to Gremblo's conception.

Trivia

 * Mr. Dink was the proud owner of a very expensive grill from years 1942 to 1956; his life began a downward spiral when said grill was broken by one Douglas Funnie, arguably culminating in the conception of Gremblo.
 * Gremblo claims that the odd lump on his neck is the result of extensive beatings from his father before he left; Mr. Dink has yet to speak on the matter.
 * Mr. Dink has only seen Gremblo once in person since fleeing to America, and it was in a crowded mall in New York City. Eyewitnesses claim that he punched his son across the jaw on sight, incapacitating him before fleeing the scene.