Margie

Margie is Gremblo's wife. She is possibly an alcoholic, as she excessively drinks wine. She does not seem to enjoy the current state of her marriage.

Early Life
Margie was born to a loving, stable, and attractive family. Her father was the vice-president of a charity for cute endangered animals, and her mother was a respected translator of German car manuals.

After graduating as high-school valedictorian, Margie earned a scholarship to Yale, where she undertook a triple major in Serious Physics, Difficult Math, and Benevolent Entrepreneurship. She was captain of the Yale pushups team and president of Yale’s anime club.

Margie graduated summa cum laude from Yale, and was immediately recruited to Tesla, where she served as a Science Communications Genius. She was a regular participant in Tesla yoga retreats and could plank for eleven minutes.

Marriage to Gremblo
The story of Margie and Gremblo’s marriage is shrouded in mystery and horror. It started when Margie boarded a Disney-themed cruise ship so she could attend her cousin's wedding. A week later, the Disney ship disappeared somewhere off the coast of Miami, and the only two survivors were Margie and Gremblo. Oddly, Gremblo was not registered as a guest on the cruise.

Margie refused to answer questions about what happened to the cruise ship. She would only say that while she was on the cruise, she married Gremblo, and she intended to honor that commitment forever. Gremblo corroborated this story and added some remarks about how the birth of eternal love is simular to the beauty of a perfect egg emerging from a chicken’s anus.